....I'm quite surprised at how you're handling the porn. I mean, suspiciously well. Not that I think you like it or anything, I'm just pleasantly surprised.

emness

Unfortunately, it’s not the first time I’ve seen it.

There isn’t much I can do about it, to be honest, even though I don’t agree with it.

fieryjet:

riotbot:

candyfluff:

riotbot:

candyfluff:

DID I SEE WCOMIX?

i’m sorry. i should be sleeping.

OH MY GOD HIS VALVE IS BEING STRETCHED BEYOND RECOGNITION HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE BIG SHLONG I AM TERRIIFIED.

*savesavesavesavesave*

Megatron should change his name to Megashlong.

p-please don’t let him know that. holy crap i would laugh in his face every time.

My optics!! D:

… I… honestly don’t know what to say to this.

OPTIMUS!!!!

*clings* You are not allowed to leave here again! Understand? :3

kitherin

I’ll do my best - It’s difficult to keep up sometimes, and keep up my responsibilities in Detroit.

Prime! Glad t' see you around.

oneservointhescrapheap

I feel like I should be saying the same to you, Ratchet.

I’m glad to see that you’re making an effort to talk to others on this site - I didn’t think it would really be your ‘thing.’

notvforyou:

likeabossbot started following you

.. Prime B(

Have we met?

Well! It's lovely to meet you!

thatsjustprime

I hope you reach your goal.

Only to keep my optic on one of my more, ah...disliked bots.

lordandleader

I’d almost think you considered me a threat, Megatron.

So yeah! It's very nice to meet you! You seem a lot younger than all of the other optimus(s) (how do I plural this), but you seem pretty nice, too!

thatsjustprime

Erm… Primes? I’m not sure there is an official way. There… usually aren’t multiples of me, outside of this network.

Thank you. I am younger than the others I’ve met so far - But I think that all the universes and our counterparts are different in their own way.

You are an abnormality on my dash board, and I tend to notice things which do not belong.

lordandleader

I guess being an abnormality is a step up from being insignficant.

Well, you are the one who chose to follow me.

oh hello! I was wondering when you would be on. I made it my personal goal to talk to all of the Optimus(s) on tumblr (except for SG because he's a creeper)
. So, um. Hi!

thatsjustprime

Hello. It’s nice to meet you.

… And it’s probably for the best that you not talk to the inverse ‘Optimus.’ I doubt he’d appreciate it.